Every album I sit down with properly gets a row: a score out of ten, the best track, the worst track, the track count, and where it lands against the rest of that artist's work.

It runs heavy on metal, prog and classic rock, with rap and alternative showing up more than you would guess from the rest of it. The oldest record in there came out in 1959. Perfect tens are rare — four, so far.

Open it and argue with me.